Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? #Joke

Looking for a laugh of two? Below, we have today's posting of the top 10m best jokes that we found online!

---

Here is today' collection of the top ten favorite jokes of the day!


1. Little Brian,"The principal is so dumb!"
   Girl, "Do you know who I am?"
   Little Brian, "No..."
   Girl, "I am the principal's daughter!"
   Little Brian, "Do you know who I am?"
   Girl,"No..."
   Little Brian, "Good!" and walks away*


2. Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.



3. Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
   A: The scientists were brainstorming!



4. Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
   A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!



5. On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
   Written just below it "I do not".



6. When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
   She said "Just gimme something with diamonds."
   That's why I got her a pack of cards.


7. Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
   A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!



8. Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
   A monkey!



9. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."



10. Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
    A: Because you dribble on the floor!
    
    
    
    For More Short Jokes

Platinum Cookies Information

---

Today's Best deal at Amazon

---

10 Best Short Jokes 1

Here is today's collection of top ten short jokes

1. Little Brian, "Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do"?
   Teacher, "No."
   Little Brian, "Good, because I didn't do my homework."


2. Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
   A: a yardvark!


3. Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
   A: Swimming trunks.


4. Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
   A: A Gummy Bear


5. Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
   A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his seeing eye dog.


6. Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
   A: LMAYO


7. Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
   A: "With a bee bee gun."


8. Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
   A: Clean Jokes!


9. Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
   A: "Where’s Popcorn?"


10. Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
    A: Despresso.

Little Brian Getting Into Trouble

---

Source=nationalgeographic.com

420 Gangsta

---

Today's Best deal at Amazon

---

Best Short Jokes 8

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

---

For More Best Short Jokes on Pinterest
Best Short Jokes 2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7


What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

Submit To Dig    

Ask and Answer Question To Make Money

---

Today's Best deal at Amazon

---