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10 Best Short Jokes 1


Here is today's collection of top ten short jokes
  1. Little Brian, "Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do"?
    Teacher, "No."
    Little Brian, "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

  2. Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
    A: a yardvark!

  3. Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
    A: Swimming trunks.

  4. Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
    A: A Gummy Bear

  5. Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
    A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his seeing eye dog.

  6. Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
    A: LMAYO

  7. Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
    A: "With a bee bee gun."

  8. Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
    A: Clean Jokes!

  9. Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
    A: "Where’s Popcorn?"

  10. Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
    A: Despresso.


Little Brian, Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do...
Teacher, No....Little Brian, Good, because I didn't do my homework
Little Brian Getting Into Trouble

elephant Source=nationalgeographic.com

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