Best Irish Short Jokes

Top of the morning to you and welcome to our Short Irish jokes page!

One the page, you find plenty of short one liners Irish jokes and some just a little longer!

1. Paddy and Mick are watching a Western Movie.
   Paddy says to Mick, "I Bet you that cowboy falls off of his horse!"
   Mick says, "No Way".
   Paddy says, "OK I bet you 5.00".
   So they shake on it
   The next minute the cowboy falls off of his horse.
   Mick said. " how the heck did you know that"?
   Paddy replies, "I saw this film last week".
   Mick said, "so did I but I didn't think he would do it twice" (via Irish Jokes Reddit)
   
   
   
   Two Irish men were walking down the road.
   Paddy says to Mick, "what you got in the bag"?
   Mick says "Sausage Rolls".
   Paddy says, "if I can guess how many are in the bag, can I have one"?
   Mick says, "if you can guess, you can have all 4" (via Irish Jokes Reddit)

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An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall's parking lot.

"Lord,"he prayed,"I can't stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I'll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday."

Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the man said,"Never mind,I found one."