- Little Brian,"The principal is so dumb!"
Girl, "Do you know who I am?"
Little Brian, "No..."
Girl, "I am the principal's daughter!"
Little Brian, "Do you know who I am?"
Little Brian, "Good!" and walks away*
- Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.
- Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
- Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!
- On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not".
- When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
She said "Just gimme something with diamonds."
That's why I got her a pack of cards.
- Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
- Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
- "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
- Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because you dribble on the floor!
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