Best Short Jokes 8

The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.

There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down her sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.

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