Today's Best Pun - 12

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1. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


2. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.


3. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.


4. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


5. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.


6. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

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Today's Best Pun - 11

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1. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.


2. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.


3. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


4. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.


5. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

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Today's Best Pun - 10

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?
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1. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.


2. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.


3. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.


4. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.


5. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Today's Best Pun - 9

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1. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.


2. My skiing skills are really going downhill.


3. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.


4. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.


5. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

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Today's Best Pun - 8

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1. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.


2. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.


3. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.


4. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.


5. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

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Today's Best Puns - 6

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1. I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.


2. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.


3. The trampoline was on sale for fifty per cent off. Needless to say I jumped on the offer.


4. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?


5. Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

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Today's Best Puns - 7

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1. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.


2. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.


3. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.


4. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.


5. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

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Today's Best Puns - 5

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1. I used to be a banker but I lost interest.


2. Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.


3. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.


4. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.


5. You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!

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Today's Best Puns - 4

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1. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.


2. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.


3. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.


4. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.


5. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

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1. My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.


2. I get my large circumference from too much pi.


3. Grocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.


4. He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.


5. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.


6. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.


7. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.


3. If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?


4. I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.


5. A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.

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I promise that we will be friends until we are old and senile! Then, we will be new friends!

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Loving someone doesn't always mean that you fight for them. Sometimes loving someone just means letting them go!


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