Today's Best Puns - 7

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?
I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online!
Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

1. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.


2. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.


3. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.


4. A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.


5. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word



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Today's Best Puns 2

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?
I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online!
Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

1. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.


2. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.


3. I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.


4. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.


5. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

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