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1. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


2. A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.


3. Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.


4. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


5. I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.


6. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

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Today's Best Pun - 11

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?
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1. A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.


2. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.


3. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


4. I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one.


5. Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

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Today's Best Pun - 10

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1. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.


2. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.


3. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.


4. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.


5. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Today's Best Pun - 9

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1. The ancient Romans only gathered once a week, because that was enough forum.


2. My skiing skills are really going downhill.


3. If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.


4. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.


5. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

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1. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.


2. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.


3. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.


4. People are choosing cremation over traditional burial. It shows that they are thinking out of the box.


5. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

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