Today's Best Puns - 4

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?
I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online!
Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!
  1. I saw a beaver movie last night, it was the best dam movie I've ever seen.

  2. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

  3. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.

  4. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.

  5. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

Todays Best Puns 4,, BrianMc)
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