Today's Best Pun 1

Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?
I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online!
Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!

1. My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.


2. I get my large circumference from too much pi.


3. Grocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.


4. He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.


5. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.


6. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.


7. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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