Do you find "puns" funny? Do you think that puns are a great play on words?
I have collected (see source) for some of the best and funniest puns online!
Check out the favorite 5 best puns of the day! Oh, yeah, feel free to add your favorite pun in the comment section!
- My friend was fired from his job at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming. The last time I was at his house all the signs were there.
- I get my large circumference from too much pi.
- Grocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
- He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
- The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
- I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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