Today's Favorite Puns

Here are a few of my favorite puns!

1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.


2. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.


3. Which USA president was the least guilty? Abraham Lincoln, he was in a cent.


4. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


5. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

More postings with puns, for your enjoyment!

1. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.


2. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.


3. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.


4. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.


5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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Can You Answer These kind of Questions Regarding Becoming Rich

She's not a one in a million kind of girl. She is my once in a life time kind of woman! is today's love quote. This quote is basically about your love being unique and more than one in a million

And on that note, "Can You Answer These kind of Questions Regarding Becoming Rich".
I have put together three very good questions regarding becoming rich. Are you able to answer any one of the following three questions?

Some of these question fall under the simple to answer categories, although some are simply plain hard.

Please note, not only are they great questions, you will also find a few terrific responses given to these question. I have noted how many answers were given with each question. So if a question catches your eyes, perhaps a question that you have about "Can you be hypnotised to get rich?" or "what would do if you became a millionaire overnight", why not check it out

1. What's the first thing you would do if you became rich? What would be the first thing you would do if you became a millionaire overnight? (Becoming Rich Question with 10 answers)


2. If you are not rich, what are you doing to change that if you desire to be rich? Are you simply waiting for a windfall? Are you just wishing to be rich? (Desire to Be Rich Question with 8 answers)


3. Can you be hypnotised to get rich? The UK hypnotist, Paul McKenna, has a book called 'I can make you rich.. (Question with 7 answers)



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You Can't Close Your Heart

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Today's best Twitter Facebook Status. Looking to add some life to your status on Facebook, Twitter or Tumblr? Well, here is my latest and updated collection of the best five Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr status that I came across today! Enjoy them, share them on your timelime and bookmark (Google+ etc) this site! Hope you enjoy these quotes and sayings! Be sure to leave your own favorite Facebook status in the comment section!
More Best Status Quotes- There Are A Lot Of Them

1. It will be weird when we have grandchildren and they refer to the 50's and mean 2050 instead of 1950.


You can close your eyes..

2. Word of advice, never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.


3. Mistakes are painful; but as time goes by, it becomes a collection of experiences called Lessons. Live life and embrace life lessons!


4. Ironically after their one hit Chumbawumba got knocked down and never got back up again.


5. When I’m bored nobody texts me. When I’m busy I’m the most popular person on the planet.

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Distance means so little when someone means so much.

Show Them You Love Them

"When you love someone, showing them is better than telling them! if you stop loving someone, telling them is better than showing them! is the love quote of the day. It is quotem that I believe have a lot of truth, so instead of telling someone that you love them, why not show them?

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Here is my latest collection of the best five facebook, twitter,or Tumblr status that I came across today! Enjoy them, share them and bookmark this site! Basically, Enjoy!
More Best Status Quotes

1. I heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I was alone. Then I realized that it was my heart telling me that I miss you.


2. Distance means so little when someone means so much.


3. People wait until they have enough time to do what they dream. It is 99% sure it will still be a dream at the end of the life.


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4. The quickest way to lose weight is to get a divorce!


5. I text you first because I miss you. If I dont text you, Im waiting for you to miss me.

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I See You

Is that the sun coming up. or is that just you lighting up my world?

Welcome to my Pick up lines posting. You will find some pick up lines that I heard from friends and other people. None of the pick up lines are meant to insult, degrade or hurt anyone. These lines are meant to be taken in a humorous way! If they work, more power to you!

1. Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
   
   
2. Let me take you for a joy ride
   
   
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
   
   
4. Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
   
   
5. Was your dad a thief cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
   
   
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and i together
   
   
7. Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted!
   
   
8. Hey, I know you're feet must be sore because you've been running through my mind.
   
   
9. Hey there, I am a webmaster, you spend the night with me and I'll name my next site after you!
   
   
10. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
    
    
11. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
    
    
12. Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
    
    
13. I know God must have made two of you because I know he had to keep one for himself

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Is that the sun coming up