Today's Favorite Puns

Here are a few of my favorite puns!

1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.


2. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.


3. Which USA president was the least guilty? Abraham Lincoln, he was in a cent.


4. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


5. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

More postings with puns, for your enjoyment!

1. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.


2. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.


3. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.


4. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.


5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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