MW2F: flirting tip

Saturday

I Do Say Things

Here are some more Pick up lines that are nasty. None of the pick up lines are meant to insult, degrade or hurt anyone. If you have any pick up lines that I can use please, leave them in a comment! I will give credit to the sender or the source.

Today's word is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I like every bone in your body especially mine. If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?
Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.
If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them!.
Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.
Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out.
Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna f*ck?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Can I have fries with that shake!
I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.
You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
I told you that you had a nice body, Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

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Friday

Is that the sun coming up. or is that just you lighting up my world?

Welcome to my Pick up lines posting. You will find some pick up lines that I heard from friends and other people. None of the pick up lines are meant to insult, degrade or hurt anyone. These lines are meant to be taken in a humorous way! If they work, more power to you!

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let me take you for a joy ride
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
Was your dad a thief cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and i together
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted!
Hey, I know you're feet must be sore because you've been running through my mind.
Hey there, I am a webmaster, you spend the night with me and I'll name my next site after you!
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.
I know God must have made two of you because I know he had to keep one for himself