Showing posts with label Things to Ponder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things to Ponder. Show all posts

Saturday

Corvette And Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra? Things to Ponder (1)

Hope you enjoy this picture of a 1966 Corvette.

Silver Corvette 1966
Silver 1966 Corvette




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Have you ever wondered these things? You probably will after you read them.

  1. What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
  2. When companies ship Styrofoam what do they pack it in?
  3. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
  4. Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?
  5. Why do firehouses have Dalmatians?
  6. Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
  7. Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?


Do you have "things to ponder" that you would like to share? Posted on Sometimes Naughty and Sometimes Nice Just Like You
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  1. Money is called "cold cash" because it is never in your pocket long enough to get warm.
  2. Where Is My Toast
  3. Which Se*x*ual Position Produces the Ugliest Children?
  4. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?
  5. Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?




Dear Algebra

Wednesday

Why is a black light not black? Things to Ponder?


Another posting of have you ever wondered?
Yes, some of the following might be kinda of stupid but also they can be thought provoking!

I have also included a image (quote) about not cheating on someone that is loyal to you! Sad, to say that it does happen!

  1. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
  2. If taught do gorillas really understand sign language?
  3. Why is toilet paper scented?
  4. Why is a black light not black?
  5. Why is it when a door is open it`s ajar but when a jar is open isn`t not adoor?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!



Today's Image

If you cheat on someone, BrianMc, quote, imageCheating Quote


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Saturday

Isn`t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?-Things to Ponder?



Another posting of have you ever wondered lately?

  1. Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?
  2. If your born again do you have two belly buttons?
  3. Why aren`t there seat belts in buses and taxicabs?
  4. Why do they say new and improved? It can`t be new if it was improved can it?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Today's Joke
A couple had two little boys, ages 6 and 8, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 6-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even more stern tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "Where is God?"

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"


Trouble


updated by BrianMc


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Sunday

Why doesn`t Tarzan have a beard? Things to Ponder?

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. Why do banks charge you a " non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don`t have?
  2. Why doesn`t Tarzan have a beard?
  3. Who don`t penguins in Antarctica ever get frostbite?
  4. Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
  5. Do you think the Assassination Museum was created after JFK`s assassination?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Friday

Have You Ever




Welcome visitors to yet another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
  2. Do boxer shorts box?
  3. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn`t grow in it?
  4. Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?
  5. Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!
Did you ever just want to pack up and leave?
Did You Ever

Wednesday

If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something? Things to Ponder



No-relationship-is-all-sunshine-quote-adapted-by-BrianMc
No relationship is all sunshine..


Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. How can there be self-help groups?
  2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  3. Why does soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle or in a can?
  4. If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something?
  5. Why are movie theatres always so cold?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!
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Monday

If a mute swears does his mother was his hands with soap? Things to Ponder?



Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
  2. If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?
  3. If a mute swears does his mother was his hands with soap?
  4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  5. Corn oil is made from corn, Olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Today's Joke
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........

the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Last updated October 20th 2013

If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?!
"If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?!"

If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?! / ¡¿dɐos ɥʇıʍ spuɐɥ sıɥ ɥsɐʍ ɹǝɥʇoɯ sıɥ sǝop sɹɐǝʍs ǝʇnɯ ɐ ɟı

Saturday

Is there another word for synonym? Things To Ponder?



Just somethings to think about? Somethings to ponder.

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. Do toilet seats really protect us from anything?
  2. If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out?
  3. Is there another word for synonym?
  4. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
  5. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you`re ahead"?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!
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Thursday

How can someone draw a blank? Things to Ponder?




A hug is like a bandage to a hurting wound!

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  2. Why does X stand for kiss and O stand for hugs?
  3. Where does the lost sock in the washer and dryer go?
  4. If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
  5. How can someone draw a blank?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!
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Tuesday

How did a fool and his money get together? Things to Ponder (8)?



Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
  2. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
  3. Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward?
  4. Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
  5. How did a fool and his money get together?
Banana GIf
"Banana GIf"


Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Sunday

Why doesn`t onomatopoeia sound like what it is? Things to Ponder (7)?



why is it that the people that know the least about you, have the most to say, BrianMc, Kelly Racicot
Why is it that..


Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn on your headlights?
  2. Where do swear words come from?
  3. Why doesn`t onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
  4. Isn`t Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
  5. If you keep trying to prove Murphy`s law, will something go wrong?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!
What is onomatopoeia (link to the answer)

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Friday

Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Things to Ponder?



Another posting of have you ever wondered?

  1. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
  2. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  3. Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
  4. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
  5. If a parsley farmer is sued can you garnish his wages?
some people in my life are just pure toxic, quote by BrianMc, MW2F.blogspot.com
Some people in my life are just pure toxic

Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Wednesday

Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny? Things to Ponder (6)



Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny? Another posting of have you ever wondered?
  1. Why do scars never go away?
  2. Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?
  3. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
  4. Why doesn`t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  5. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
  6. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!
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  1. Money is called "cold cash" because it is never in your pocket long enough to get warm.
  2. Where Is My Toast
  3. Which Se*x*ual Position Produces the Ugliest Children?
  4. Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?

  5. hugs were invented

Monday

Why is the word abbreviate so long? Things to Ponder (5)


The scars that you can't see are the hardest to heal. Astrid Alonda




Another posting of have you ever wondered?
  1. Why do scars never go away?
  2. If a cow laughed would milk come out its nose?
  3. How do they get the cream in the Twinkie?
  4. Why do corn flakes and Sugar frosted flakes have the save number of calories per serving?
  5. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  6. Why do men`s bicycles have crossbars?
  7. Why is the word abbreviate so long?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Saturday

No Drama



Another posting of have you ever wondered?
  1. Why do scars never go away?
  2. Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?
  3. Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
  4. What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?
  5. What is the funny beep on the radio just before the network news?
  6. If a vampire can`t see himself in a mirror,
    why is his hair always so neat?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

I will never post aboutNo Drama

Tuesday

Sooner or later doesn't Everyone stop smoking? Things to Ponder (3) ?



Another posting of have you ever wondered?
  1. Why do scars never go away?
  2. Sooner or later doesn`t EVERYONE stop smoking?
  3. Why is a keyboard called a keyboard, if it just has little buttons?
  4. What happens when none of your bees wax?
  5. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
  6. How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Never Ever

Friday

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM? Things To Ponder (2)

Hope that you enjoy this picture of a 1966 Corvette.

1966 Corvette
1966 Corvette




1966 Corvettes Pinterest

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moving on quote, BrianMc
Master Plan To Forgive and Forget


Another posting of have you ever wondered?
  1. Why do scars never go away?
  2. Why don`t sheep shrink when it rains?
  3. Why do old women die their hair blue?
  4. Why are school buses painted yellow?
  5. What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
  6. Is laughing stock cattle with a sense of humor?
  7. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!
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