Isn`t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?-Things to Ponder?

Another posting of have you ever wondered lately?

1. Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?
   
2. If your born again do you have two belly buttons?
   
3. Why aren`t there seat belts in buses and taxicabs?
   
4. Why do they say new and improved? It can`t be new if it was improved can it?

Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Today's Joke
A couple had two little boys, ages 6 and 8, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 6-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even more stern tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "Where is God?"

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"


Trouble

updated by BrianMc

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