Isn`t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?-Things to Ponder?

Another posting of have you ever wondered lately?

1. Why do old men wear their pants higher than young men do?
   
2. If your born again do you have two belly buttons?
   
3. Why aren`t there seat belts in buses and taxicabs?
   
4. Why do they say new and improved? It can`t be new if it was improved can it?

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Today's Joke
A couple had two little boys, ages 6 and 8, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.

The parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 6-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even more stern tone, "Where is God?"

Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "Where is God?"

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming himself in his closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and said, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"


Trouble

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Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one? Things to Ponder?

If you tell the truth..



Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. Why do they call a pear a pear if there is only one?
   
2. Why do we sing Take Me Out To the Ball Game if we are already there?
   
3. Why do we but a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
   
4. Why is it called a Caesar`s salad? Did he invent it?
   
5. If it is tourist season, why can`t we shoot them?
   

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Have You Ever

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Welcome visitors to yet another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
   
2. Do boxer shorts box?
   
3. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn`t grow in it?
   
4. Why do you often see a shoe lying on the side of the street?
   
5. Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?

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If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something? Things to Ponder

No relationship is all sunshine..

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Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. How can there be self-help groups?
   
2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
   
3. Why does soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle or in a can?
   
4. If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something?
   
5. Why are movie theatres always so cold?

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If a mute swears does his mother was his hands with soap? Things to Ponder?

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
   
2. If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?
   
3. If a mute swears does his mother was his hands with soap?
   
4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
   
5. Corn oil is made from corn, Olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from?
   

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Today's Joke
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when........

the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Last updated October 20th 2013


"If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?!"
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?! / ¡¿dɐos ɥʇıʍ spuɐɥ sıɥ ɥsɐʍ ɹǝɥʇoɯ sıɥ sǝop sɹɐǝʍs ǝʇnɯ ɐ ɟı

Is there another word for synonym? Things To Ponder?

Just somethings to think about? Somethings to ponder.

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. Do toilet seats really protect us from anything?
   
2. If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out?
   
3. Is there another word for synonym?
   
4. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
   
5. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you`re ahead"?

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How can someone draw a blank? Things to Ponder?

A hug is like a bandage to a hurting wound!
Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
   
2. Why does X stand for kiss and O stand for hugs?
   
3. Where does the lost sock in the washer and dryer go?
   
4. If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?
   
5. How can someone draw a blank?

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How did a fool and his money get together? Things to Ponder (8)?

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
   
2. Does fuzzy logic tickle?
   
3. Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward?
   
4. Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
   
5. How did a fool and his money get together?
   

"Banana GIf"

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Why doesn`t onomatopoeia sound like what it is? Things to Ponder (7)?

Why is it that..

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn on your headlights?
   
2. Where do swear words come from?
   
3. Why doesn`t onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
   
4. Isn`t Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?
   
5. If you keep trying to prove Murphy`s law, will something go wrong?

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Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Things to Ponder?

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
   
2. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
   
3. Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
   
4. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
   
5. If a parsley farmer is sued can you garnish his wages?

Some people in my life are just pure toxic
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Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny? Things to Ponder (6)

Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny? Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. Why do scars never go away?
   
2. Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?
   
3. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
   
4. Why doesn`t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
   
5. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
   
6. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?

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No Drama

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. Why do scars never go away?
   
2. Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?
   
3. Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?
   
4. What does the Q in Q-tip stand for?
   
5. What is the funny beep on the radio just before the network news?
   
6. If a vampire can`t see himself in a mirror,
   why is his hair always so neat?
   

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No Drama

Sooner or later doesn't Everyone stop smoking? Things to Ponder (3) ?

Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. Why do scars never go away?
   
2. Sooner or later doesn`t EVERYONE stop smoking?
   
3. Why is a keyboard called a keyboard, if it just has little buttons?
   
4. What happens when none of your bees wax?
   
5. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
   
6. How can someone walk up hill both ways through 32 feet of snow?
   

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