Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny? Things to Ponder (6)

Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny? Another posting of have you ever wondered?

1. Why do scars never go away?
   
2. Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?
   
3. If the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, what is the speed of dark?
   
4. Why doesn`t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
   
5. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
   
6. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?

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More Jokes And One Liners

1. Money is called "cold cash" because it is never in your pocket long enough to get warm.
2. Where Is My Toast
3. Which Se*x*ual Position Produces the Ugliest Children?
4. Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Things to Ponder?

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Another fresh posting of have you ever wondered lately?

1. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
   
2. Shouldn`t there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
   
3. If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?
   
4. If you throw your pet cat out the window of your car does it become cat litter?
   
5. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?
   

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