Thursday

Which Se*x*ual Position Produces the Ugliest Children?



Welcome to my favorite joke posting. You will find some jokes that I heard from friends and other people. None of the jokes are meant to insult, degrade or hurt anyone. If you have any jokes that I can use please leave me a comment. I will give credit the sender or the source!

(Q) Which sex/u/al position produces the ugliest children?
(A) Ask your Mom.

I went to my doctors, the other day and he told me to "undress, stand in front of the window and stick out my tongue". I asked him, "why?" and he answered, "cause I don't like my neighbours"

(Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
(A) Through his chest with a sharp knife.

(Q) Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
(A) Because those men already have boyfriends.

Feel free to leave a comment with your today's favorite joke!

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