One of these days is none of those days.

Don't Forget To Be Awesome

One of these days is none of those days. is my saying for today (October 30th)!

Quote of the day: "Never eat more than you can lift." by Miss Piggy

Word of the day: dactylogram - noun: a fingerprint

October 30th is the 303rd day of the year (304th in a leap year) and there are 61 days left until the end of the year.

If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

If you would like your birthday or a family member, Or even a friends birthday included in my "Birthday List", just leave a comment with all the pertinent information like Name, Nickname, occupation and date of birth!

My Niche of the Day is Hello Kitty Gifts!

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Does the Government Owe You Money?

My favorite postings of the day!

1. I started with nothing
2. Hearing Aid
3. Hungry crows
4. Cool GIFs
5. IF you`re cross-eyed and have dyslexia

He was a colorful fighter - black and blue all over.

He was a colorful fighter - black and blue all over. is my saying for today (October 27th)!

Quote of the day: "Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells" by Elizabeth Taylor

Word of the day: battology - noun: wearisome repetition of words in writing or speaking

October 27th is the 300th day of the year (301th in a leap year) and there are 64 days left until the end of the year.

If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

If you would like your birthday or a family member, Or even a friends birthday included in my "Birthday List", just leave a comment with all the pertinent information like Name, Nickname, occupation and date of birth!

My Niche of the Day is Chinese Zodiac Signs!

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What survey sites let 13 year olds sign up?

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
T. S. Eliot quote.

More success quotes
More Success images = 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Don't Ruin A Great Today Quote

Don't Ruin Today

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In two days, Tomorrow will be yesterday. is my saying for today (October 26th)!



Quote of the day: "Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable." by Jackie Gleason

Word of the day: pandiculation - noun: the act of stretching

October 26th is the 299th day of the year (300th in a leap year) and there are 65 days left until the end of the year.

If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

If you would like your birthday or a family member, Or even a friends birthday included in my "Birthday List", just leave a comment with all the pertinent information like Name, Nickname, occupation and date of birth!

My Niche of the Day is Learn to play banjo!

What survey sites let 13 year olds sign up?

Last years posting (10/26/09) Picking The Right Keywords!

Hope you enjoyed today's posting and quote! For more great postings, checkout the following favorite postings of mine.

1. Humble Enough
2. Best Hugs Quotes
3. Rules To Date My Daughter
4. Top Ten Recipes For Diabetics
5. Why Do They Call It A Pear

1. More Hugs Quotes
2. More Hugs Quotes 2
3. More Hugs Quotes 3
4. More Hugs Quotes 4

Updated by BrianMc

A bird in the hand can be an awful mess.

Welcome to our today's posting that include cute, short joeks about owls, our saying of the day and a few other little pieces of information to entertain you.

1. Q: What type of books do owls like to read?
   Hooo-dunnits!


2. Q: What is a baby owl after she's 6 days old?
   A: Seven days old
   


3. Q: What is an owl's favorite subject?
   A: Owl-gebra! (Algebra

Irritable Owl Syndrome
A bird in the hand can be an awful mess. is my saying for today (October 24th)!

Quote of the day: "Interest your kids in bowling. Get them off the streets and into the alley." by Don Rickles

Word of the day: oniomania - noun: an uncontrollable urge to buy things

October 24th is the 297th day of the year (298th in a leap year) and there are 67 days left until the end of the year.

If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

If you would like your birthday or a family member, Or even a friends birthday included in my "Birthday List", just leave a comment with all the pertinent information like Name, Nickname, occupation and date of birth!

My Niche of the Day is Seo Keyword Tips !

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What survey sites let 13 year olds sign up?

Shiftless people don't get into high gear.

Inflation Short Joke



Shiftless people don't get into high gear. is my saying for today (October 21st)!

Quote of the day: "If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead." by Erma Bombeck

Word of the day: magniloquent - adjective: boastfully pompous

October 21st is the 294th day of the year (295th in a leap year) and there are 70 days left until the end of the year.

If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

If you would like your birthday or a family member, Or even a friends birthday included in my "Birthday List", just leave a comment with all the pertinent information like Name, Nickname, occupation and date of birth!

My niche of the Day is Sheep Jokes!

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