"The problem with the game of love is they keep rewriting the rule book." is my saying for today (November 10th)!
Quote of the day: "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." by Rodney Dangerfield
Word of the day: penicil - noun: small, brushlike tuft of hair
I am great in bed!
November 10th is the 314th day of the year (315th in a leap year) and there are 50 days left until the end of the year.
If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
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