There comes a point when you have to realize that you will never be good enough for some people. The question is,is it your problem or theirs,BrianMc, quote
There come a point.

Wars don't decide who's right, only who's left. is my saying for today (October 6th)!

Quote of the day: "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Word of the day: vellicate - verb: to nip, pinch, pluck or twist

October 6th is the 279th day of the year (280th in a leap year) and there are 85 days left until the end of the year.

If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

If you would like your birthday or a family member, or even a friends birthday included in my "Birthday List", just leave a comment with all the pertinent information like Name, nickname, occupation and date of birth!
More Jokes And One Liners
  1. Money is called "cold cash" because it is never in your pocket long enough to get warm.
  2. Where Is My Toast
  3. Which Se*x*ual Position Produces the Ugliest Children?
  4. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?
  5. Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?
  6. The problem with the game of love is they keep rewriting the rule book.
  7. Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
  8. Life Is Not Fair, Get Used To It - Bill gates
Updated on November 21st, 2013