Wednesday

The problem with the game of love is they keep rewriting the rule book.



"The problem with the game of love is they keep rewriting the rule book." is my saying for today (November 10th)!

Quote of the day: "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." by Rodney Dangerfield

Word of the day: penicil - noun: small, brushlike tuft of hair


I am great in bed!



November 10th is the 314th day of the year (315th in a leap year) and there are 50 days left until the end of the year.

If today is your Birthday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

If you would like your birthday or a family member, Or even a friends birthday included in my "Birthday List", just leave a comment with all the pertinent information like Name, Nickname, occupation and date of birth!


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More Jokes And One Liners
  1. Money is called "cold cash" because it is never in your pocket long enough to get warm.
  2. Where Is My Toast
  3. Which Se*x*ual Position Produces the Ugliest Children?
  4. A new guy in town walks into a bar
  5. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?
  6. Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?
  7. Why don't more psychics win the lottery?
  8. Life Is Not Fair, Get Used To It - Bill gates
  9. Wars don't decide who's right, only who's left.
Updated on November 21st, 2013