Why don`t more psychics win the lottery? Things to Ponder?

Another fresh posting of have you ever wondered lately?

1. How do I set my laser printer on stun gun?
   
2. How come you never hear about grunted employees?
   
3. Why don`t more psychics win the lottery?
   
4. Why do people look up when they think?
   
5. Why do we tie shoes to the back of newlywed`s cars?
   

Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!


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Why don't more psychics win the lottery

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More Jokes And One Liners

1. Money is called "cold cash" because it is never in your pocket long enough to get warm.
2. Where Is My Toast
3. Which Se*x*ual Position Produces the Ugliest Children?
4. Is it true that cannibals don`t eat clowns because they taste funny?
5. Does the little mermaid wear an algaebra?
6. The problem with the game of love is they keep rewriting the rule book.
7. Wars don't decide who's right, only who's left.
8. Life Is Not Fair, Get Used To It - Bill gates
9. Wars don't decide who's right, only who's left.

Updated on November 21st, 2013