Best Short Jokes 9

1. A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."


2. I know some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.


3. Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
   A: Take me to your weeder.


4. Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
   A: It's sweeping the nation!


5. Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
   Brunette: "I don’t know."
   Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
   



Short Blonde Joke

6. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
   The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."


7. Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
   A: Never mind, it's over your head!


8. Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
   USB


9. Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
   A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.


10. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it.
    A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
    The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
    The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
    The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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