Monday

Best Short Jokes 11

Looking for a laugh or two? Well, then here is my collection of ten of the today's best short jokes. Don't be shy to share your favorite short joke in the comment section

  1. Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
    A: 1forrest1

  2. In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples,"Only take one. God is watching."
    Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

  3. Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
    A: "You can't tuna fish."

  4. Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
    A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

  5. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    A: Spoiled milk.

  6. A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

  7. Q: Why did the belt get arrested?
    A: He held up a pair of pants.

  8. Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
    A: Made a website!

  9. Q: What do you call a fat psychic?
    A: A four chin teller.

  10. Q: Did you hear the joke about the germ?
    Never mind. I don't want to spread it around




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