Today's Best Short Jokes 12

Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? Well, that just one of ten of the today's picks of the best short jokes.
There even a few "Little Brian" jokes listed that I feel will give you a good laugh and you might share with your friends.
Feel free to add your favorite short joke (in the comment section).

1. Q: What can you serve but never eat?
   A: A volleyball.


2. Little Brian calls 911, "Hello? I need your help!"
   911: "Alright, What is the problem?"
   Little Brian: "Two girls are fighting over me!"
   911: "So what's your emergency?"
   Little Brian: "The ugly one is winning."


3. Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
   No one in the class stands up
   Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students here!"
   Little Brian stands up
   Teacher: "Oh, Brian you think you're stupid?"
   Little Brian: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


4. Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
   A: Post Office!


5. Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
   A: Lettuce get together!


6. Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
   A: Ton. (but "not" backwards)


7. Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
   A: Because his parents were in a jam!


8. The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.


9. Q: Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?
   A: It's the one rated Arrrr!


10. Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
    A: Your dyslexic

Girls fighting over me

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