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Today's Best Short Jokes 12



Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? Well, that just one of ten of the today's picks of the best short jokes.
There even a few "Little Brian" jokes listed that I feel will give you a good laugh and you might share with your friends.
Feel free to add your favorite short joke (in the comment section).
  1. Q: What can you serve but never eat?
    A: A volleyball.

  2. Little Brian calls 911, "Hello? I need your help!"
    911: "Alright, What is the problem?"
    Little Brian: "Two girls are fighting over me!"
    911: "So what's your emergency?"
    Little Brian: "The ugly one is winning."

  3. Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
    No one in the class stands up
    Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students here!"
    Little Brian stands up
    Teacher: "Oh, Brian you think you're stupid?"
    Little Brian: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

  4. Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
    A: Post Office!

  5. Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
    A: Lettuce get together!

  6. Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
    A: Ton. (but "not" backwards)

  7. Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
    A: Because his parents were in a jam!

  8. The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

  9. Q: Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?
    A: It's the one rated Arrrr!

  10. Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
    A: Your dyslexic



Girls Fighting Over Me
Girls fighting over me


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