More short jokes for you to enjoy, okay maybe get a laugh or two from them!
- Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Eggs!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" - Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails. - It was the first day of school. Harry's mother went into his bedroom and said, "Come on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today."
"But I don't want to go to school," replied Harry, "I want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school"?
"Because," answered his mother, "you're a teacher!" - Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path. - Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash! - Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels (bay gulls)! - Q: What did Delaware?
A: A New Jersey - Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny. - Q: Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
First day at school
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