Today's "Blonde" Joke 2

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Two Blondes Doing Carpentry Work...

Lynn and Chelsea were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house.

Lynn was nailing down house siding. She would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it.

Chelsea, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, so I throw them away.'

Chelsea got completely upset and yelled,
'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house !

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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?

They had gone to see 'Closed For The Winter.'


Please note that this posting is no way meant to degrade or insult anyone! Its only intention is to make you laugh!

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Todays "Blonde" Joke 1

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Two Blondes Doing Carpentry Work

Blonde And the Barking Dog.

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.

It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this".

She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it!
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