Today's "Blonde" Joke 3

Blonde and a barking dog!

You might have to think twice about this one....

A blonde hurried into the Emergency Room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

'How did this happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest...'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened
I'm not shooting myself in the mouth'

'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.'

Please note that this posting is no way meant to degrade or insult anyone!Its only intention is to make you laugh!

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