Today's Ten Best Short Jokes 2

Short Joke and Long Joke

1. Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
   A: It went back four seconds.


2. There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


3. Q: What do sea monsters eat?
   A: Fish and ships


4. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.


5. Q: How do you make holy water?
   A: Boil the hell out of it!


6. Q: How do you organize a space party?
   A: You planet!


7. "Dyslexic man walks into a bra"


8. Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
   Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeee.


9. Hotel Manager: The room is $15.00 a night. But if you make your own bed, it is only $5.00.
   Guest: I'll make my own bed.
   Hotel Manager: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.


10. Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
    Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"

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