Best Short Jokes 8

Welcome to today's best short jokes of the day. These jokes are not only short and funny but are safe for kids.


Iron Chef

1. Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
   A: A towel.


2. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
   A: Because it had a virus!


3. Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
   A: He resisted a rest


4. Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
   A: Nobody nose.


5. Q: Can February March?
   A: No. But April May.


6. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
   A: Lawsuits!


7. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
   A: Because it was framed.


8. Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
   A: Ouch


9. Q: Why are the Iron Chefs chefs so mean?
   A: Because they beat eggs and whip cream.


10. Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
    A: A bellybutton!


Hope you enjoy the above jokes! Thanks for dropping by!

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