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Best Short Jokes 8

Welcome to today's best short jokes of the day. These jokes are not only short and funny but are safe for kids.

10 best short joke Iron-chef kid jokes, BrianMc
Iron Chef
  1. Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
    A: A towel.

  2. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
    A: Because it had a virus!

  3. Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
    A: He resisted a rest

  4. Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
    A: Nobody nose.

  5. Q: Can February March?
    A: No. But April May.

  6. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
    A: Lawsuits!

  7. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
    A: Because it was framed.

  8. Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
    A: Ouch

  9. Q: Why are the Iron Chefs chefs so mean?
    A: Because they beat eggs and whip cream.

  10. Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
    A: A bellybutton!

  11. Hope you enjoy the above jokes! Thanks for dropping by!

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