Welcome to today's best short jokes of the day. These jokes are not only short and funny but are safe for kids.
- Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
- Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!
- Q: Why did the insomniac man get arrested?
A: He resisted a rest
- Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.
- Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May.
- Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
- Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
- Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
- Q: Why are the Iron Chefs chefs so mean?
A: Because they beat eggs and whip cream.
- Q: What kind of button won't unbutton?
A: A bellybutton!
Hope you enjoy the above jokes! Thanks for dropping by!
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