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Thursday

10 Best Short Jokes 1


Here is today's collection of top ten short jokes
  1. Little Brian, "Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do"?
    Teacher, "No."
    Little Brian, "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

  2. Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
    A: a yardvark!

  3. Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
    A: Swimming trunks.

  4. Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
    A: A Gummy Bear

  5. Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
    A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his seeing eye dog.

  6. Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
    A: LMAYO

  7. Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
    A: "With a bee bee gun."

  8. Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
    A: Clean Jokes!

  9. Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
    A: "Where’s Popcorn?"

  10. Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
    A: Despresso.


Little Brian, Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do...
Teacher, No....Little Brian, Good, because I didn't do my homework
Little Brian Getting Into Trouble

elephant Source=nationalgeographic.com

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Best Short Jokes 2



Are you having a bad day, or even a bad hour?
Maybe you need a laugh or two?
Well, you came to the right posting because below you will find five of funniest short jokes that I came across today!
Hope, you enjoy them.
  1. What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

  2. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    He drank his coffee before it was cool.

  3. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

  4. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

  5. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.


  6. For More Best Short Jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me, Best Short Joke 2,BrianMc,myway2fortune.info
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me


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