Here is today's collection of the ten best short jokes! Hope you have a laugh or two or three
- Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand store.
- I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
- Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!
- Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
- Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: The alpha bet
- Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.
- Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
- If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
- You should always give 100% at work
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