Today's Best Short Jokes 4

Here is today's collection of the ten best short jokes! Hope you have a laugh or two or three

Work Joke
1. Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
   To get to the second hand store.


2. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.


3. Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
   A: Because it was not peeling well


4. Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
   A: Flood lights!


5. Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks.
   The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
   The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
   


6. Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?
   A: The alpha bet


7. Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
   A. A nervous wreck.


8. Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
   A. Ugly sheep.


9. If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?


10. You should always give 100% at work
    12% Monday
    23% Tuesday
    40% Wednesday
    20% Thursday
    5% Friday

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