Today's Best Puns 13

Here are my favorite puns of the day.
  1. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  2. The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

  3. How do you organize a space party? You Planet.

  4. It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

  5. For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.

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