Best Short Jokes 7

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Welcome to today's best short jokes collection.

. Do you know difference between bird flu and swine flu?
Do you know what kind of bow that can't be tied?
Well, the shocking answers are posted below.

  1. It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!

  2. Q: What building is the largest?
    A: The library because it has the most stories.

  3. Q. What do you call a cow with no legs?
    A. Ground beef.

  4. Q: Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
    A: Because it was rated arrrrr

  5. Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
    A: Right where you left him.

  6. Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
    A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.

  7. Q: Why did Little Brian throw the clock out of the window?
    A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

  8. Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
    A: A stamp.

  9. Q: What bow can't be tied?
    A: A rainbow!

  10. Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
    A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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