Here is today's collection of the three best, funny, short and yet dumb blonde jokes! Enjoy, maybe share your favorite short (not height wise) blonde joke in the comment section of the blog. Even share them on Facebook or Twitter!
- Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
A: And I thought blondes were dumb! - A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and her and asking if someone else could have a go.
The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: “Can’t you see I’m winning?” -
A blonde called the local city council asking them to remove the deer crossing sign near her home since many deer were being hit and killed there.
Her reason? She didn’t want the deer to cross there anymore!
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