Q: What do you call sad coffee?" A: Despresso. #Jokes

Here is today's top ten best short jokes, okay, some may be stupid, I guess the depends of your "pain tolerance for humor"? Did the make sense?

1. Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
   A: Despresso.


2. Q: Why are frogs so happy?
   A: They eat whatever bugs them


3. Q: How do you make an Octopus laugh?
   A: With ten-tickles


4. Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
   A. Milk and quackers!


5. Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
   Man, that hit the "spot."


6. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
   A: A bulldozer!


7. Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
   A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!


8. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
   A: Frostbite.


9. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
   A: Sunday, of course!


10. Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    A: Spring time.

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