Wednesday

Q: What do you call sad coffee?" A: Despresso. #Jokes

Here is today's top ten best short jokes, okay, some may be stupid, I guess the depends of your "pain tolerance for humor"? Did the make sense?

  1. Q: What do you call sad coffee?"
    A: Despresso.

  2. Q: Why are frogs so happy?
    A: They eat whatever bugs them

  3. Q: How do you make an Octopus laugh?
    A: With ten-tickles

  4. Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
    A. Milk and quackers!

  5. Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
    Man, that hit the "spot."

  6. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A: A bulldozer!

  7. Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
    A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

  8. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite.

  9. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
    A: Sunday, of course!

  10. Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
    A: Spring time.


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