Today's Joke-Crushed Nuts!

Just thought I share a joke or two that I heard or came across recently! Hope you find them funny!
~~Joke 1~~
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "Arthritis."

Old man joke, BrianMc,(,
Old Man Joke

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