Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie? Well, that just one of ten of the today's picks of the best short jokes.
There even a few "Little Brian" jokes listed that I feel will give you a good laugh and you might share with your friends.
Feel free to add your favorite short joke (in the comment section).
- Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A volleyball. - Little Brian calls 911, "Hello? I need your help!"
911: "Alright, What is the problem?"
Little Brian: "Two girls are fighting over me!"
911: "So what's your emergency?"
Little Brian: "The ugly one is winning." - Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
No one in the class stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students here!"
Little Brian stands up
Teacher: "Oh, Brian you think you're stupid?"
Little Brian: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..." - Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office! - Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together! - Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton. (but "not" backwards) - Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his parents were in a jam! - The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
- Q: Did you hear about the new Johnny Depp movie?
A: It's the one rated Arrrr! - Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your dyslexic
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