Today's Jokes - First Child, Invisible Man and Teepee

Six Pack Short Joke

For today's joke, we have selected three short ones!

1. A man spoke frantically into the phone,
   "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
   "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
   "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"
   
   
2. Nurse: "Doctor, Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room"!
   Doctor: "Well, go in there and tell him I can't see him"!!
   
   
3. An Indian chief walks into a psychiatrist’s office.
   The doctor says, "What seems to be the problem?"
   The chief excitedly exclaims, "I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee!"
   The psychiatrist tells him, "Relax, Chief, you’re just two tents."

(1) and (2) Jokes borrowed from http://www.retrojunkie.com/jokes/medical.htm
(3) Joke borrowed from http://www.manwalksintoajoke.com/psychiatry

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