Another fresh posting of have you ever wondered lately?
- Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?
- Does chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?
- Was the only reason God gave us a shin is to find things in the dark?
- Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic?
- Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces?
Today's Joke
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was so skinny. The husband then donated some of his skin...however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this was a very delicate matter!
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty! She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what he did. She said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, 'Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!'
Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces?
Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces? / ¿sǝɔɐɟ ʎlƃn ƃuıʞɐɯ ǝlıɥʍ ǝzǝǝɹɟ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ǝɔɐɟ ɹnoʎ uɐɔ
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A real woman is whoever, she wants to be!
updated on November 21st 2013 by BrianMc