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Another posting of have you ever wondered lately?
- Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?
- How much money, in pennies, is lying on the streets of the world?
- Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit?
- If you can`t drink and drive why do you need a driver`s license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
- Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes?
Today's Joke
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her rear and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man hold his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother."
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