Top Facebook Status Quotes-6

Here is my latest and updated collection of the best five twitter, Facebook or Tumblr status that I found today! Enjoy them, share them and bookmark (Google+ etc) this site! Basically, hope you enjoy these quotes and sayings!
More Best Status Quotes-Lot Of Them

1. Every mans dream, daughter on the cover of vogue, son on the cover of a sports mag; mistress on the cover of playboy and wife on the cover of missing persons!


2. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city".


3. "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."


4. Exercise…ex…er…cise…..ex…ar…..size……eggs…are…sides….for bacon. Bacon.


5. 
   Why do I care?



6. Things I didn't learn in high school...
   how to pay bills
   buy a house
   apply for college
   but thank goodness I can graph a polynomial function.

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