I have gathered a few of my favorite best chocolate quotes for you to enjoy! Okay quotes aren't even half as good as chocolate! But hey can't share my stash with everyone can I?. Anyway, feel to free to add your own favorite chocolate quote in the comment section!
- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
- If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
- Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
- I am sure not going to Heaven! If there is no Chocolate!
- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. - Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
- If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
- Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.
- Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.
- Forget Love! I rather fall in Chocolate!
- If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
- All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz - The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
Terry Moore - And above all... Think Chocolate!
"Betty Crocker" - Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) - I never met a chocolate I didn't like.
Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) in Star Trek: The Next Generation - There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
Anonymous - Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.
- Chocolate doesn’t make the world go ’round, but it sure does make the trip worthwhile!
- Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
- Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, but chocolate makes it worthwhile.
- Chocolate is not a matter of life and death – it’s more important than that!
- The best things in life are chocolate.
- Money talks. Chocolate sings!
- If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.
- Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.
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