Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Things to Ponder?

Another posting of have you ever wondered lately?

1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
   
2. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
   
3. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
   
4. How does Elmo hear? Elmo has no ears?
   
5. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Feel free to add any "things to Ponder" here by leaving a comment with them!

Today's Joke

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer which he then proceeds to drink half of.

The other half of his beer, he pours on his left hand.

He orders another beer and does the same.

He continues to do this for several beers at which point the bartender can no longer stand the suspense and asks him what he's doing to which he replies,

"I'm getting my date drunk."

Last updated on August 10th 2013!


Bar Joke