- Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
- You're lucky this car needs a tune-up or you'd have never caught me.
- I pay your salary!
- Whoops, that's the fake one... here ya go, this is the one.
- Oops...I thought you were a prostitute.
- Yes, I know my driving is not 100%, but you have to agree that it is still pretty good for someone who is completely drunk.
- Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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